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Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast125.mp3-6/2/08-80 min
Plastic surgery for men? SW asks the tough questions. A Memphis cyborg survives for 58 years until laid to waste by a power outage. Meanwhile, a Texas granny is thrown down a well for 16 hours and lives to tell the tale. Canadian parents regret their attempt to make the 'Best-of-Craigslist' after the RCMP proves to have a limited sense of humor. Some Phone calls and listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast123.mp3-5/19/08-80 min
Bob Madigan developments are afoot. A Colorado man might be misinterpreting biblical passages about loving one's son. English grannies are preyed upon by Thai ladyboys. A suicidal Michigan man tries to remain chipper. More DD Line calls.
my dad tried to marry me
thai ladyboys
woodchipper
TP's Truck
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast119.mp3-4/21/08-75 min
Yale embarasses itself once again, courtesy of women's studies major. Dee graces us with a story about serial murder on the open road. Lance keeps it short with a microwaved kitten. The listener proves though-provoking with a tale of Incest from the deep south...like southern hemisphere south. More thoughts from listeners.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast116.mp3-3/31/08-75 min
SW explores the possiblities of male contraceptives, and the history of contraceptives altogether. A good samaritan gets multiple face-bites courtesy of Wackerle. Simon breaks with convention and shares a story with a listener regarding a French sexual-serial killer. A man fucks a picnic table, brought to you...by another listener. Trucker Paul proves out his veracity.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast114.mp3-3/17/08-75 min
St. Patrick provides some divine light upon Dee and Lance...then they get back into the same ol' shit. Should there be a national 'Jew Day'? Should foster parents keep their wards in crib-cages? Should part-time dads teach their kids to kill? Should girlfriends live for two years on the toilet? We'll never know for certain. Then again, we might find the answers in the SW Drunk Dial calls. We can only hope.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast113.mp3-3/11/08-75 min
SW adds some context to Switzer-gate by calling a friend of the show who has some past experience with high priced call girls. A story of lesbian-kiss-blood-ritual down under from Dee. Lance explores the depths to which bad John Denver karaoke can drive a Thai man. Kiwi ladies' genitals are intentionally mutilated, brought to you by the Listener. Some amazing SW Hotline Calls (phone orgasms included)!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast112.mp3-3/3/08-75 min
Continuing in the long tradition of SW Educational Episodes...Wackerle and Simon interview Eugene S. Robinson, lead singer of Oxbow, and author of 'Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-kicking But Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking'.
The OXBOW Site
Eugene's Literary Site
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast111.mp3-2/26/08-85 min
Transgenderism...right or wrong? LW's crackhead-swandive. DS's hockey-bag hooker-compost. Listener's 'My One Dad' cut up 'My One Mom. Listener emails and drunk dial line calls.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast110.mp3-2/19/08-60 min
SW asks...how did you celbrate President's Day (sorry non-US-listeners)? Dee's story evokes Hitchcockian angst and penis anxiety, while Lance is disturbed by the thought of how deep one man's navel can go. The listener submission reminds doormen across the country why they need to screen visitors more closely. Dee reveals the most disturbing and hilarious sexcapades from the SW Forum.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast109.mp3-2/11/08-60 min
Dee has a Segway experience at SF's own Fisherman's Wharf. Lance presents a good old-fashioned SW Chav story. Dee brings us one about roller-rink security training protocols. A tale of corpse-sex from the listener this week. Other listener's phone in to the SW Drunk-Dial line with their stories of sexual embarassment.
Pigboy Taro's disturbingly incredible SW Promo Video
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast108.mp3-2/4/08-60 min
Grab your crotches boys...a friend of the show relates his story of genital trauma. Dee finds out about a new military technology being used by AQ in Iraq. Lance discovers a forbidden parade float theme. A listener researches unique lawn ornamentry. Another listener makes full use of the SW Drunk Dial Line.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast107.mp3-1/28/08-60 min
SW talks to Ryan Hobson about his up and coming Serial Killer Board Game. Lance's Hawaiian grounskeepers get a bit peckish. Dee's child rapist is in Arizona illegally. Listener's S and M couple go too far with utilities. People are angry with Wackerle about the state of the SW forum.
Ryan's Website
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast106.mp3-1/21/08-60 min
General Butt Naked apologizes to Liberia for his wartime atrocities. Simon is sick to death of shit vandalism. Wackerle takes the opportunity to showcase one of his favorite disco tunes. A listener shows us why you should stay away from pee-drinking Hare Krishnas. A whole mess of listener correspondence.
SW's new affiliate, TANC TV
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast105.mp3-1/14/08-70 min
In anticipation of the 2008 Olympics, we get a preview of advancements in zoology from China. A Vietnamese immigrant pitches his spawn off a Mississippi bridge courtesy of Wackerle. A couple of Hell's Kitchen crack-heads attempt to cash a social security check, brought to you by Simon. The listener provides us with a tale of child abuse and Texas-style retribution. A Welsh listener corrects our dodgy pronounciation of Welsh slang.
How many five year olds...
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast103.mp3-1/1/08-60 min
SW records this one on New Year's Eve, and we recap the X-mas Tiger Miracle. Dee has a story about the Ultimate Prank Call. Wackerle has one about a pedo-yard-sale. Listener has one about Mortal Kombat for Kids. We review some of the calls to the SW-Drunk-Dial-Hotline.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast102.mp3-12/25/07-60 min
Its the Official Sick & Wrong 2007 Christmas Extravaganza. SW considers the best ways to kill yourself this X-mas Season. Dee and Lance knock back some nog and discuss a Santa hit in the head with a brick, nasty return letters from Canadian Santa, and crucified Bremerton Washington Santa.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast101.mp3-12/17/07-60 min
Dee found the perfect Christmas Present. Despite the holiday season, folks are still raping the paralyzed. In keeping with the holiday season, other folks are dying while decorating trees. In keeping with being Welsh, a welshman kills his wife, then has sex with her. SW announces the new hotline, 206-666-3846!

Blood painting livejournal group:
LINK
Thanks for the tip from
population paste
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast100.mp3-12/10/07-60 min
AWWW SHIT!! Simon and Wackerle celebrate Sick and Wrong's 100th Episode with Neal Smither, owner and operator of Crime Scene Cleaners. This guy has forgotten more disgusting shit that any of us mere mortals will ever experience. He is truly an SW guest par excellence, and if your granny ever blows her brains out and gets half-eaten by her cats, he'll be there to help!
Neal's website:
LINK!!

Also here are the
SW Statistics, brought to you by the Midwest Corporate Underground Clan (MCUC)
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast99.mp3-12/5/07-60 min
Scat Movie Review. Urinary and fecal system cross-talk. Occular removal for the treatment of autism. Child-rearing through forced labor. Listener emails.
Pieces of Joel:
LINK!!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast98.mp3-11/26/07-60 min
British TV is going to find out if fat kids can hunt. Alabamans have some odd ideas about sexual education. A Massachusetts man gives his kid a love-bite. Brazilian jailers throw a 15-year-old girl into the men's jail for a month...oops! We call Bob and he chews our fucking faces off.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast97.mp3-11/20/07-70 min
Holy shit-tranplant, its another episode of SW! A Pro-wrestler turned Mega-pimp shows us how its done in Hot-lanta. An normal-person turned tree-freak shows us how to avoid medical care in Indonesia. More Indonesians show us how to have sex with shaved orangutans. More listener email and an informative SW Song of the Week.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast96.mp3-11/12/07-70 min
The question of the episode...how would you prefer to be executed? Dee brings us a sleepwalking Cincinatti woman who has an encounter with a roadside hobo. Lance presents an account of a South Los Angeles melee. A Listener from Finland lets us know that his country is now importing American-style school spree-killings. Simon and Wackerle express their regrets about being assholes to Bob and his lovely wife.
Boom King's Venue -
THEE PARKSIDE!! (if you are in S.F., be sure to stop by)
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast95.mp3-11/5/07-60 min
BLAH BLAH BLAH...Dee tells us what happened after last week's show with Bob...Lance reports on the Florida Keys. Modern day Indian enslavement of Indonesians in Long Island. Excreta huffing in Naples, Florida. Granny corpse fucking in the hospital morgue. Some Youtube Infantilists are pissing their Huggies over past SW Content.
Link to the Youtube page with the pissed off adult babies -
LINK!!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast94.mp3-10/29/07-60 min
Wackerle is at at swingers party in Key West with his mom so Dee is forced to find his intellectual and
charasmatic equal to fill-in as host for the show. Dee finds Bob Madigan. Bob tells us about his upcoming
show with the Mentors and his ongoing presidential campaign. Dee shares a story about the proper British
way to play noughts and crosses, Bob attempts but fails miserably to tell a story about white trash genital
piercers, and two female listeners sent in a story about a psycho vampire hose-beast. Also, an update on a
previous story and some listener email. SW wishes everyone a Happy Halloween.
Link to Bob's website:
www.myspace.com/fluffgrrlz
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast93.mp3-10/22/07-60 min
Dee saw the Pogues and missed a jackpot opportunity. Dr Doom is reborn in Colombia. A hobo is put
through the Interstate-880 meat-grinder. Animal Care Solutions offer Puerto Rico their own brand of
animal care solutions. What's up with '365 Days at the Wheel'?
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast92.mp3-10/15/07-60 min
Have you been wondering, 'how the Hell am I gonna dispose of the corpse this time?' SW to the rescue!!.
Dee starts this one with his rendition of 'hide the excreta'. Lance follows up with a little number he calls,
'tug-o-war'. The listener finishes it out with a little ditty bout a mexican cannibal. Other listeners once again
tell us what they think of the show thus far.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast91.mp3-10/9/07-60 min
SW gives a report from the World of Podcraft Convention. Lance kicks off the stories with a tale of car-
dragging death. Dee follows up with a whore snorting meth off'n her babies ass. A Listener story is too
good to describe here. Tons o' listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast89.mp3-9/25/07-60 min
Dee seems to be obsessed with 'schmo-porn'. He also brings us a story of familial chaos. Lance relates a
tale of motherly pyromania. A listener sends in a yarn
regarding the UK's care for the elderly. More listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast88.mp3-9/18/07-60 min
Some college-attention-whore gets tasered when he resists the lesbian campus police force. An awesome
Michigan deppresive offs himself in an amazing
fashion. Barroom football rivalries go horribly awry in Oklahoma. White West Virginians decide to kidnap
and torture their son's one-time Afro-Am girlfriend.
Listener emails give us the low-down on the true meaning of Satanism.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast87.mp3-9/10/07-60 min
A ramblin' intro about Jer's Birthday Party and Jeff's car-care rules. Dee found some Skin-heads who are
unclear on the concept of 'White is Right'. Lance found
some Vietnamese ladies who are too cheap to pay for full-price, 'certified' plastic surgery. A Listener found
some chinese lady who is full to the brim with pins.
Listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast86.mp3-9/3/07-60 min
What do Japanese fisherman fuck when they are stuck on the high seas? Find out in this Episode of SW.
Also, find out about a Dentist who is getting his
daughter drunk and raping her, a guy who takes a blowtorch to the retarded girl he lives with, and a meth
addled momma who accidentally doses her baby. Also,
a call to Jeff.
dolphin-sex, Hostel, and bad tattoos:
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast85.mp3-8/31/07-60 min
Dee presents his vacation report. Dee also presents a pretty good cannibal story. Lance presents a story of
court-room strife. A listener comes through with a sick
and wrong tale from Burning Man. Also, Listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast84.mp3-8/19/07-60 min
How to induce stuttering in small children through verbal abuse. Creative abortion methods employed by
Maryland farmers. Satanist accused of ritual sacrifice
defends himself. Russian serial killer keeps track of bodies with a chessboard. Listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast83.mp3-8/12/07-60 min
Our SW Correspondent reports on Burning Man, and her new boyfriend's sexual deviancy. A do-it-yourself
lady-man. A grown man trash-picks shitty diapers.
Some unlicensed house-call castration. Listener email and advice for those interested in starting thier own
podcast.


daddytiger link
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast82.mp3-8/5/07-60
min
An eyewitness report from San Francisco's 2007
Sixth Street Fair, and the latest about 'Your Black
Muslim Bakery'. Dee finds some teen fatties that
really want a baby. Wackerle finds a couple with
some interesting ideas about spicing up the
bedroom. A Listener finds a woman who can't seem
keep track of her pregnancies.

Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast81.mp3-7/30/07-80
min
Someone on the internets wants to tell you how to
not get busted with weed, and we ask Bob of
Fluffgirl, 'What ever happended to LSD?' Wackerle
has a story about a man who gets a little too close
to his ex-girlfriend's daughter. Simon lets us
know about a strange submersion fetishist and his
crafty apprehension. The listener's story is about
the finer points of Australian billiards. Listener
email.
Our beloved Bob
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast80.mp3-7/22/07-60
min
A piece of San Francisco Strip-club history is
discussed. Dee doesn't think jamming your arm up a
horse vagina counts as beastiality. Wackerle likes
it when florida jews feed their children to gators.
Some people from the UK trapped an epileptic in
their shed. More listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast79.mp3-7/15/07-60
min
Wackerle slinks back to the show after drying Dee’s
urine out of his
Xbox, and brings forth the latest news about the
‘collarbomber’. Dee
tells a tale of rape in the projects. A listener
sends in a story of an
evil, child-eating pool.

Bestiality
Blogs
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast77.mp3-7/1/07-60
min
Dee's brother flaked...probably because Dee is so
annoying. However,
lacking the gay-pride-perspective, the Show moves
on to discuss the
trapping of pedophiles. After that...what is worse
than dating a
twelve-year-old? Murdering her family. What's
worse than getting a C-
section in India? Having it performed by a 15-year-
old. What's worse
than hitting a deer with your car? Waiting around
for it to die of
natural causes. Also, the death-row jokester lets
everyone down.
PeeJ!!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast76.mp3-6/24/07-60
min
A Kentucky amusement park mishap prompts Dee to re-
affirm his hatred
for thrill-rides, and distrust of Carnies. Wackerle
found a story about
an avid Australian self-abuser (not Russell Crowe).
Simon talks about
an ex-con who noshes on his lady's nostrils. A
listener brings us a
story about a shitty flight. Listeners complain
about Dee's penchant
for sound effects and kick-off the new show
tradition: The SW Song-of-
the-week.
Fellow K-IRB host Todd Sheets' website
Zombie
Bloodbath
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast75.mp3-6/17/07-60 min
Some other countries aren't lovin' the porno, especially Iran. Simon
feels up some rotten titties. Wackerle runs his fingers through some
lice encrusted hair. A listener tells us about a man getting his nut
ripped off. Also, listeners bitch about Wackerle's laziness [fuck all
y'all-LW].
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast73.mp3-6/3/07-48 min
SW presents something a little out of the ordinary this week: an
interview with Vagina-Power Expert, Alexyss K Tylor. You may want to
watch the videos above and visit her website before you listen, to get
an idea where she is coming from. Ms. Tylor educates us on many
diverse topics, such as the general concept of Vagina Power, her views
on masturbation, gay mens' rectal-vaginas, and how to make a female
have the ultimate orgasm.
www.alexyssktylorvaginapower.com
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast72.mp3-5/27/07-60 min
Do Dee and Lance really need an event to encourage them to masturbate
more? The organizers of the annual SF Masturbate-a-thon think so. Lance
laughs at a lady who gets the last laugh after her car is launched into
her lover. Dee is amused by a mother who pawns her children off as
faux retards for extra government cash. Some brits decide to stomp some
rodents. The results are in from last week's Disgust-Off.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast71.mp3-5/21/07-60 min
What the hell is the deal with Mormon underwear, and how can Wackerle
stop masturbating so much? Dee is liking the sounds of a guy having sex
with his mom and a seven year old. Wackerle is ABSOLUTELY disgusted by
a woman who was internally decapitated and lived to wheeze about it.
And let me just say this...a listener sent in a story about a
microwaved baby. Also, listener emails.
decap vid
placenta
recipes
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast69.mp3-5/6/07-60 min
Welcome to the Annual Sick and Wrong Technology Review! Wackerle
provides an aurally augmented experimental story. D brings forth a tale
of an eye-gouging Aussie (not Paul Hogan). The Listener tells us about
a man that gets superglued to his excersise bike. A listener offers SW
some porn, which is turned-down.
turd twister
BEWARE!>
Mr. Hands
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast68.mp3-4/29/07-60 min
SW sneaks a preview of a documentary about one of the show's past
subjects. A NYC derelict attempts to perform open-heart surgery in the
subway. A developmentally disabled immigrant makes proper use of his
apartment's corpse-shaft. An English man chops off his todger in a
crowded restaurant. More mail from listeners.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast67.mp3-4/23/07-60 min
SW squeezes the last bit of blood from the Cho Seung-Hui massacre.
Wackerle discovers an Amish wacko. D finds out about a schoolyard
slide saboteur. The listener brings us a junior-jihadi-in-training.
Another listener informs us of a great prank.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast66.mp3-4/16/07-60 min
Celebrities and Charles Manson tell us about their first times. D tells
a tale of post-partum DIY abortion by a thorough teen. Wackerle can
relate to a West Londoner who no longer appreciats fine restaurant
dining. A Listener thinks doctors should more care with the needle and
the thread. Also more listener feedback and a message from some friends
at 'From the 'Ville'.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast65.mp3-4/09/07-56 min
The show is a day late and a dollar short...it took some time to move to the new Tenderloin Studio. Simon brings us a story of Southern fatherly love. Wackerle finds Santa Ana elder care facilities lacking. A new listener comes out of the gates with a story about Aussie bowling. More listener feedback.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast63.mp3-3/26/07-60 min
A friend of the Show clues us in to some egregious japanese sea-life-porn. A Pittsburgh man perfects his twice-baked 'tard recipe. Houston, Texas is not to be outdone in the girlfriend grilling department. Molestation is a family-affair in Georgia. D and Lance shill for SW swag.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast62.mp3-3/18/07-60 min
D and Wackerle talk about the pleasures of apartment-hunting. Wackerle spins a tale of a man found guilty until he was proved innocent, then proved guilty again. D regales us with a yarn about a modern Iron Maiden. A Listener sends in the worst UPS delivery of all time. And once again, more comments from fans.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast61.mp3-3/13/07-58 min
A Sick and Wrong story hits a little too close to home. A Milanese teaching assistant abuses her scissor privleges. Some Colorado teens are too busy doing 'teen stuff' to properly dispose of a corpse. One of the show's listeners provides an account of inappropriate father-son bonding. Plus, the always popular listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast60.mp3-3/5/07-68min
Since Wackerle is in Alaska searching for Eskimo love, Dee invites special guest Big Jeff into the Sick and Wrong studio to share some stories about working security at seedy strip clubs in Las Vegas and dirty bars in Oakland, California.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast59.mp3-2/26/07-61 min
SW considers last meal requests made from death row. The case of Susan Polk finally comes to a close. D thinks 'sport killing' may be on the rise amongst US teens. A listener sends in the case of an exorcism gone bad. Also, more listener email and comments.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast58.mp3-2/20/07-58 min
Sick and Wrong discharges its podcasting duties and provides a token rant about Valentine's Day, and our responsiblities to deal out in-flight beat-downs are discussed. An imprisoned Western Pacific Islander redecorates his cell with his cell-mate's insides. Lance feels inadequate when compared to Cannabalistic Black Jesus. Some idiots try to rob a crackhead and then torch her when she snitches. Also, more listener email and comments.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast57.mp3-2/11/07-57 min
D. is ambushed by Dr. Hotness. All three stories-D's, Lance's, and the Listener's-are about the brown and the yellow, and that is all the description you are going to get. Also, SW wants to know from the European listeners, 'what is up with retarded people in University over there?'
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast56.mp3-2/5/07-60 min
The show gets updated with respect to the Canadian Pig Farmer-Serial Murderer trial. A mother puts her young daughter on a strict regiment of poo-shots. An emo/medieval swordsman rises in the south to strike down his mother. A doctor rapes his drugged-down wife but forgets to hide the pictures on his computer. Also, D.'s evil twin is revealed.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast55.mp3-1/29/07-55 min
Purity Balls. Baked Puppy. Russian Husband Souffle. Chinese Ghost Brides. Results of Though-Scat-Experiment.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast54.mp3-1/21/07-52 min
The Show hears from 'Pretty Lisa', one of the world's top scat-porn actresses. A 30-year-old man tries to pass himself of as 13, to the school enrollment board AND the two old pedophiles he lives with. A Chilean concept-artist tells his friends and patrons, 'EAT ME!'. A Romanian surgeon slices off more than he can chew, then storms out of the operating theater. Also, more listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast53.mp3-1/15/07-57 min
Sick and Wrong product review: The Whizzinator. Kids around the world have fun playing 'Hang the Dictator'. A man in Toronto runs over his wife while their two kids witness from their car-seats. A Colorado basketball coach abuses his players. Also, listener's personal arrest stories.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast52.mp3-1/7/07-45 min
In Episode 52, D. and Lance discuss New Years Eve stories; an Indian Businessman and his Manservant practice the art of Pedo-Necrophiliac Serial Killing; Parents manufacture their own 'Bonsai Retard'; Christmas party ends in testicular tragedy; Listener sends in a picture of her snatch but D doubts its authenticity yet encourages her to send more.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast50.mp3-12/24/06-70 min
The EXTRA-SPECIAL 50th Episode is here! D. and Lance talk about their own personal experiences with Johnny Law and getting arrested. D's sister and her boyfriend Jer describe a much funnier time when Jer got hauled into 'The Rock' in Las Vegas. Also, D. tries to make everyone drink his 'egg nog'.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast49.mp3-12/17/06-50 min
Iran done gone crazy (again). A Fresno man kills his boss' (i.e., cougar) husband by drowning him in a barrel of acid. A San Jose drug dealer gives serves up some GHB in a sippy-cup, which is now known as a play-date rape cocktail. A couple fail to notice when their pit-bull chews the toes off one of their baby's feet. Also, listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast48.mp3-12/10/06-50 min
A treatise on public transit. D's story questions the wisdom of Good Samaratinism. Lance finds a sickly, fat, homeless loser who managed to murder 23 people. A Listener sends in one about a battered and scotch-taped Russian husband. More listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast47.mp3-12/3/06-52 min
D. and Lance seem to be obsessed with Brittany's mudflaps. Some pigs in India dine partake of some child-vindaloo. A New York-state cop gets in deep trouble for eating poo. Another fine example of motherhood 'nukes' her baby. Also, 'How to Argue with a Christian'.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast46.mp3-11/27/06-48 min
Some 17-year-old douche invents a better drug-test, proving himself worthly of countless future beatings. A skinhead goes on a rampage involving patio furniture in Texas. A homeless mother can't hold her liquor or her baby in New York. Midwesterners have taken to fucking dead animals. Listener email and 'From The Ville'.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast45.mp3-11/19/06-48 min
Lance is back from his testicular rotation and D. saw a dwarven hooker while he was gone. A trailer-park spinster's pre-natal kidnapping attempt. The worst uncle's inner beast makes him a poor baby-sitter. A naked Bay Area man gets creative when carrying a concealed weapon. Also, listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast44.mp3-11/12/06-62 min
In Special Hour-long Episode 44, Wackerle is on vacation so D. Simon invites some special guests on the show to teach the Sick and Wrong listening audience about the world's oldest profession. Listen to an exclusive interview with a pimp named Enterprise and a "working girl" named Denise discussing the rules of the "game," clients who like to be sodomized by vegetables, and why white men have foul smelling testicles.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast43.mp3-11/5/06-53 min
San Francisco's Halloween Party in the Castro gets violent. Lance finds a 30-year old man who passes himself off as a teen so he can molest real teens. D. nominates a child abuser for mother of the year. A listener discovers a guy who gets revenge on his brother by raping their mom. Sick and Wrong tallies up the votes for 'Cum, Pus, or Rhea?'.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast42.mp3-10/29/06-45 min
D. reviews Crispin Glover's new 'film', 'What is It?'. Female genital mutilation, or 'circumcision' as some Ethiopian-Americans believe, is coming to America (cue Neil Diamond song). The Golden Girls Home for Disabled Children has a little bit of a 'rat problem'. An english family get an unordered second round of 'lemonade' with their boiled pizza. Also, junky-turds.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast41.mp3-10/22/06-51 min
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Lance finds the urban U.S. murder stats. A New Orleans bartender boils his girlfriend's head then (a week later) jumps out a window. Some New York 'businessmen' are arrested for selling cadaver parts. Some youths sodomize a retard at the bowling alley. A listener teaches us more about Irish Travellers.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast40.mp3-10/16/06-43 min
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D. analyzes 'Jackass 2'. A Scottish hooker is back on the streets after a mishap with 'M8 Rippa'. A South Central LA gang shows they don't take no shit from 3 year olds. A Pennsylvania man flips out just because his roommate strangles his dog (Geez!). Also, listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast39.mp3-10/9/06-55 min
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D. is back from vacation with several lessons he learned about the Mediterranean. Lance continues to promote the great city of Oakland by covering one of its finer citizens. D. takes us along with the milkman as he shoots his way through an amish paradise. Also, a backlog of listener email that Lance neglected while D was away.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast38.mp3-10/1/06-38 min
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P-TOWN is back for another, while D. is annoying senior citizens on a cruise ship. P-T finds a couple of articles about a puking japanese man and Shetland pony drag racing. Lance finds something about rush-hour stabbing and baby-crushing. Plus the show celebrates the triple-digit annual murder rate in its hometown. GO OAKLAND!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast37.mp3-9/24/06-28 min
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P-TOWN guests hosts with Wackerle, while D. is in the Mediterranean having sex with a camel. Since P is a computer dork, he figured out how to post the show with pictures. Check out the '.m4a' file!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast36.mp3-9/10/06-46 min
D. writes up his 'Living Will'. Just a couple of miles from S and W Studios, somebody throws a ho-bbq. Three Minnesota creeps try to get lucky with the hottest chick in the High School (after she died in a motorcycle wreck). The show ends in a big mess of disjointed subjects.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast35.mp3-9/4/06-45 min
Sick and Wrong expounds on the developmentally disabled. Indian man delivers a gut-baby. Bay Area Afghani-American mows down 19 with his SUV. British gap-toothed harpy suggests an alteration to the tone of the show.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast34.mp3-8/27/06-52 min
Enema tips for those who need them. Arab-american fails to sneak his penis pump through airport security (or past his mother) by claiming it is a bomb. Peter-pan impersonator look-alike loses track of his rapidly-aging kidnapped child-slave. Listeners send in their suggestions for show improvements, and their opinions about D's religious views.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast33.mp3-8/21/06-37 min
Mark Karr! Mark Karr! Mark Karr! Are you sick of hearing about him yet? Well here's some more from Sick & Wrong! Mr. Bee meets Mr. Tumor, meets Mr. Dog, meets Mr. White-trash in Pennsylvania. A Tennessee yard sale bludgeonin'. The one thing S&W can say about the English is they love their penis-pumps.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast32.mp3-8/13/06-41 min
'Another Gay Movie' has a highly implausible plot. A teenage mother in Brooklyn has mad office-ninja skills. An midwestern murderer keeps representin' Satan right up to the end. A listener sends in the horrifying horse-sex video.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast31.mp3-8/4/06-39 min
Voluntary amputation surgery for profit! An Ohio man claims that young boys can consent to sex, so his molestation charges should be dropped. A county in China attempts to exterminate the canine menace. Massachusetts basement liposuction.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast30.mp3-7/31/06-46 min
Includes a discussion of the ins and outs of Japanese porn. A Missouri man 'allegedly' stuffs a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat. A Colorado man attempts to break the United States all-time serial murder record. Some listeners piss and moan about Sick and Wrong's World Cup coverage.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast29.mp3-7/24/06-43 min
Have you ever considered cosmetic anal lightening? A Miland, Michigan woman's arm just happens to get ripped off during a marital dispute with her beer-drinkin', truck-drivin' hubby. A San Francisco woman leaves her darling 11-year-old son home with her precious full-grown pit bulls, and they chew his face off. The show FINALLY brings forth the ire of an anonymous iTunes listener.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast28.mp3-7/16/06-39 min
Why does World Cup suck so long and hard? Lance talks extreme on-the-job alcoholism. D. talks fun with hallucinogenics. An Ohio man is having a good ol' time at his murder trial.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast27.mp3-7/10/06-36 min
Rat-hoarding and cat-hoarding face off in a steel-cage death-match in Petaluma. An Australian woman exemplifies the matrimonial ideal by butchering hubby. A Vermont teen in search of something new to smoke pot out of journeys down to his neighborhood cemetary. A listener trumps Lance's poo-story.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast25.mp3-7/3/06-48 min
Gay Pride week is over which means the EXTRA-SPECIAL 25th Episode is here! D. and Lance bring some personal sick and wrong stories, and try to stack up against D's brother Geoff. They fail miserably.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast26.mp3-6/25/06-47 min
The EXTRA-SPECIAL 25th episode is pushed back to next week, whilst D's brother is off being proud of himself. As a consolation to the listeners, a lengthy discussion of miscarriages ensues. Lance points out some real American white trash. D's story involves a severed head. The show goes out with a soothing medley of dead baby music. The EXTRA-SPECIAL 25th episode will air next week
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast24.mp3-6/19/06-43 min
An interesting thing happened on D's way to the porta-john. A pregnant woman is orally raped in a grocer's restroom. A Michigan woman is too stupid to carry out a proper torture-murder scenario. D. and Lance titillate listeners with details about the upcoming 25th episode.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast23.mp3-6/12/06-43 min
Sick and Wrong provides a retrospective on Richard Ramirez, 'The Night Stalker'. Not content with local adoption opportunities, an Ohio man artificially enseminates his stepdaughter. Not content with locking their kid in the closet and burning him with cigarettes, a Nevada couple force-feed their kid salt. More 'White-trash-from-around-the-world' information from listeners.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast22.mp3-6/4/06-37 min
Sick and Wrong spreads the word about the National Day of Slayer. A woman in Minnesota is pimping out her retarded sister. Some florida geriatrics are trying to have their grandchildren murdered. Also, listeners continue to broaden the show's vocabulary.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast21.mp3-5/25/06-42 min
The Show reviews the game 'Super Columbine Massacre RPG'. Lance thinks its sick that a 35-yo woman would have sex with two teen 'special-needs' kids. D. thinks there is something wrong with the way two 70-yo women have found to make money off of homeless men. Also, listener emails, which happen to include a marriage proposal.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast20.mp3-5/21/06-38 min
Some guy makes a snuff film about suicides on the Golden Gate Bridge. A butcher who is working as a roofer cuts up his smokin' buddy. An 11-year-old girl in Scotland decides to stop playing with dolls and have the real thing. D. and Lance give some advice to a fellow podcaster.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast19.mp3-5/14/06-39 min
The first verdict has been handed down in the Great White concert tragedy; D. and Lance's issue another verdict that Great White sucks. Lance convers the Chantilly, Virginia teen shooting spree and the perpetrator's MySpace page. D. uncovers a case of sub-human child abuse. Also, listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast18.mp3-5/7/06-39 min
Sick and Wrong reviews 'Brokeback Mountain' (two flaccid dicks). A would-be teen samurai slices up his cop stepdad. A german gardener uses her newborn fetuses for plant fertilizer. Also, D. and Lance advise a lovelorn swedish listener.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast17.mp3-4/30/06-39 min
D. witnesses an exciting south-of-the-border style bar-fight. A Denny's employee saves his highway carnage in the restaurant dumpster for later. Another dude tries to emulate the Pinhead character from the Hellraiser movies without much success. Also, D. reveals the secret behind his bean bag size balls.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast16.mp3-4/23/06-38 min
A tale of Easter mayhem. Lance finds a Pittsburg hoagie murder. D. finds a Oklahoma child barbecue aficionado. Also, Tom Cruise eats his newborn's placental sac.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast15.mp3-4/16/06-42 min
Jewish Sex Commandos decide to make the internet cleaner for everyone. A spurned lesbian decides to make her butch life-partner even uglier. A wayward young alcoholic decides to make her friend's infant less top-heavy. Also, some Canadians decide to make Tim Horton's coffee taste just a little shittier.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast14.mp3-4/9/06-37 min
A discussion of a confusing 'Christian Porn' website created by a couple of hipsters or evangelicals (hard to figure out which). An amateur castration clinic/S&M dungeon is busted North Carolina. An unbalanced dad in the midwest has watched
The Omen one too many times. Also, a listener writes in about a greased up would-be kung-fu fighter.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast13.mp3-3/26/06-38 min
Lance finds a great website: mydeathspace.com. An Ohio senior citizen decides that the snot-nosed neighbor kid has pushed him quite far enough. A drug-addled Seattle man shoots up a bunch of rave-goers (to be fair, they were dressed up as zombies). Also, a sex-story from a listener involving a lima bean.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast12.mp3-3/26/06-38 min
D. tells us how he spent his day off from work stepping in hobo-shit. A Polish immigrant in Chicago is so angry at his girlfriend back in the mother-land that he decides to throw his vitals at the police. A Texas bus driver decides that his girlfriend deserves a good branding for her transgressions. A listener tells us of his now ex-girlfriend's St. Paddy's day drunken hijinx.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast11.mp3-3/17/06-36 min
It's the Saint Patrick's Day show. Australian Phillip Parks had enough of his nagging invalid mother. Curtis Adams had enough of being broken up with his ex-girlfriend. Both guys resort to mayhem for a redress of their grievances. Also, a listener provides follow-up on the Chinese kitten-crusher.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast10.mp3-3/10/06-37 min
A shout out to the Reach-Around Foundation is provided. Priapism keeps a German man out of prison. A Chinese woman makes a sexual-political statement by crushing a kitten's head with her high-heel. A German listener learns about a serial killer in junior high in the name of ethics.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast9.mp3-3/2/06-38 min
Lance has feelings of genital inadequacy. Women are shown to get angry when you try to bite part of their face off. A man, on the other hand, will sit down and share a meal of his penis if you fry it up right. Also, some guy likes to drink little boys' pee.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast8.mp3-2/24/06-39 min
D. proclaims himself the new Lord of the Ring, but not quite as gay as Frodo. Lance attempts to maintain his winning streak with an anthropological treatise on the traditions of a tribe of gentle primitives living off the coast of New Delhi. D. counters with a rich guy who likes to fuck little furry things. Also, something about a murder over ass-wipes.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast7.mp3-2/17/06-37 min
D. and Lance summon America's badasses to a task gone too long unaddressed. Australia makes a Sick and Wrong contribution in the form of everyone's favorite type of druggie (the murderous type). Preacher puppy fast-ball from Florida. Also, listener emails.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast6.mp3-2/3/06-43 min
More Sick and Wrong behavior is uncovered in America! Martinez Madman metes out mayhem! Connecticut college kids cover co-ed with ***! Also, face transplants, and Dee hauls an embarrassing skeleton out of Lance's closet.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast5.mp3-2/3/06-38 min
Lots to talk about: vampiric central valley housewives, greedy english whores, how to smuggle drugs into the country, and how to get high in Ohio. Also, Dee Simon's latent patriotism is affronted by a new Canadian serial killer, and listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast4.mp3-1/27/06-45 min
Discussion of the many lucrative possibilities of door-to-door tattooing and when animal husbandry goes horribly awry. Also, undesirable home improvements and listener email.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast3.mp3-1/24/06-37 min
Simon and Wackerle sink their teeth into the ancient art of Oregonian leg-fighting, and do-it-yourself (DIY) mummification. Also, a few words about the scourge of carry-on luggage. Also, GAY PORN!
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast2.mp3-1/19/06-40 min
Discussion ranging from Russian medical oddities to drug-addled teenage sex-fiends in Illinois (or Vermont?). Also, Dave fills us in on the romantic side of his life.
Sick_and_Wrong_Podcast1.mp3-1/17/06-63 min
Dave and Lance cover nursing home worker revenge, The Scorpions, fun things you can do with your penis, and what to do if your friend claims atheism. Also, a short discussion of 'upper-decking'. (Special hour-long premier episode)