Dee and Harrison are outraged that the 2020 presidential candidates are ignoring the most pressing issue of our time: Black Eyed Children. Kidnapped Boston woman kept in drunken hell for three days. Arizona Momager pepper sprays kids to force them to perform. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In their attempt to celebrate St Patricks Day, Dee and Harrison reach into Ireland’s rich cultural history to discuss the murderous Scissor Sisters. 24-year-old Staten Island man murders Gambino crime boss. Armless Welsh swimmer slashes father with foot knife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the wake of Leaving Neverland, a damning documentary about Peter Pan, Dee interviews Michael Jackson truther Casey Rain. Evil sisters nearly commit the perfect murder. German man who poisoned colleagues’ sandwiches gets life in prison. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Kim Kardashian warns parents to keep an eye out for Momo, Dee and Harrison warn listeners about Charles Albright who plucked the eyes out of prostitutes. Man found dead in SF Bay was hanged, drugged, and stuffed into a suitcase. Feral children who didn’t know their own names found living in feces-ridden Texas home. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ditch the swanky Oscar parties of Hollywood to discuss Dr. Malachi Z. York and his abusive leadership of the Nuwaubian Nation cult. KTLA News Anchor dies from crystal meth overdose during wild tryst. California man with Zeus delusion caught sucking toes of sleeping woman. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee’s so obsessed with finding the Harlem Shake Poop video that he almost neglects to mention the story of Tracey Wigginton, the Lesbian Vampire Killer of Australia. Colorado trail runner kills mountain lion with his bare hands. Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while dressed up like a husky. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Dee recovers from a drunken idiotic scooter mishap, Harrison dials into that BBS in the sky and reminisces about the birth of Doom and the first person shooter. Talkative NJ artist describes killing his childhood friend and dumping her body. UNC student finds man hiding in her closet and wearing her clothes. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison follow in the footsteps of retired, toe-sucking detectives to unravel the mystery of…the Smiley Face Killers. German surgeon killed lover with cocaine in his foreskin. Devoted husband throws meth death party for dying wife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the role court dwarves played in the careers of Ozzy Osbourne, Kid Rock, and the Geto Boys. Obese man lives out fantasy of having Taiwanese stewardesses wipe his ass. Giraffe-necked Oregon man sexually assaults horse. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to cheer each other up with the cautionary tale of Andrew Blaze, whose attempt at viral fame through murder-suicide went awry. Texas woman accused of having hoax condition for sexual gratification. Irish man injects semen into his arm to cure back pain. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
