Dee Simon and special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele discuss Wackerle mentoring Dee’s brother Jeffrey on how to ride a motorcycle. John Steele rants about the recent Wonder Woman film and Subway sandwich artists. Phone calls.
Harrison is vexed about his upcoming trip to the UK. Dee thinks he needs to relax with some necro porn. Tragic love triangle in Quebec nudist camp. Sadistic gang forces vulnerable adult to eat his own testicle. California brain surgeon charged with child sex abuse. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison suspect Tom Cruise may be a fan of parabiosis. A Chinese constipation story. The Carpenter and the She-Hulk. Worst Weekend At Bernies sequel ever. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison want 5 million people to tweet a special message to President Donald Trump on the 4th of July. Man deals fake drugs at Bonnaroo for God. Pyschopathic teen kills Uber driver with machete. Worst surrogate grandpa of all time. RIP Adam West. Phone calls.
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Dee discovers that Wonder Woman is the origin of Harrison’s BDSM fetish. Enya cannibal cult in Florida. Mother and Daughter prank call victims at Poundworld. Freddy Kruger clown kills man at Torchys Tacos. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with actor Dan Fogler about his upcoming Sam Kinison biopic. Black Man gets white penis transplant. The Punisher hits the Phoenix Comicon. Former Neo Nazi Muslim kills Neo Nazi roommates. Phone calls.
Now that Harrison is teaching a writing class, Dee thinks he should be wearing a tan corduroy sport coat with brown leather elbow patches. LAX offers a new Elysium terminal for the ultra rich. Cary Grant took a lot of LSD. Oregon man decapitates mother on Mother’s Day. Never call an electrician when you’re cooking your wife on the stove. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison are rather perplexed by Rabbis who inspect period panties. Customs Agents have a rape table at Newark Airport. Suicide Helper in Utah. Saginaw man with cranking fetish. Phone calls.
Dee struggles to comprehend Harrison’s lawsuit with HBO. John Steele rants about the First Lady, the Miss USA pageant, and prom season in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee wishes Harrison was asked to be a sober companion at the Fyre Festival. North Korean exercise music. Never pinkie swear with a psychotic coworker. Gay primate rapists boff unsuspecting men in Africa and Borneo. Phone calls.
