Dee and Harrison follow in the footsteps of retired, toe-sucking detectives to unravel the mystery of…the Smiley Face Killers. German surgeon killed lover with cocaine in his foreskin. Devoted husband throws meth death party for dying wife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the role court dwarves played in the careers of Ozzy Osbourne, Kid Rock, and the Geto Boys. Obese man lives out fantasy of having Taiwanese stewardesses wipe his ass. Giraffe-necked Oregon man sexually assaults horse. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to cheer each other up with the cautionary tale of Andrew Blaze, whose attempt at viral fame through murder-suicide went awry. Texas woman accused of having hoax condition for sexual gratification. Irish man injects semen into his arm to cure back pain. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison wield Vril energy to debate Taylor Swift’s secret identity as an Aryan goddess. Gay escorts play Ed Buck’s meth challenge in West Hollywood. Proud Boy wannabe accused of murdering ‘lizard’ brother with sword. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the first episode of the new year, Dee tells a sickly Harrison about the grisly acts of serial killer Joe Ball, the Alligator Man of Elmendorf, Texas. Phoenix woman in vegetative state for over decade gives birth at nursing facility. Man bites chunk off person’s ear following hot tub argument over conspiracy theories. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In part two of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and special guests Lance Wackerle, John Steele, and Jeffrey chat about Xmas miracles, gender-neutral Santa Claus, and Jeffrey’s table of cocks. Interview with Brian Sloan, the creator of the Autoblow AI. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
George H.W. Bush’s recent passing prompts Dee and Harrison to discuss the mad science of Vladimir Demikhov, the Soviet Dr. Moreau. Utah woman shot dead by husband’s ex-wife as she decorated Christmas tree with his kids. Glasses fetishist forced woman to put on shades then pleasured himself in Cardiff. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison consider seeking immunity from death and prosecution through the black magic of Adolfo Constanzos and his human sacrifice cult. US missionary killed by isolated island tribe. British dad forced son to have sex with stepmum to ‘cure’ him of being gay. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Fresh from their respective desert vision quests, Dee and Harrison attempt to solve the mystery of Carlos Casteneda’s missing acolytes. Army mechanic murders furry couple and friend. Slave dies after injecting scrotum with silicone in Seattle. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent request for execution by electric chair in Tennessee brings Mr. Death Fred Leuchter, Jr to mind. Mexican couple arrested with body parts in stroller. German couple lured young women into their house of horrors. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
