Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo blood ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.
Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old baby punched in the head in Manchester. Rapist tries to use the ol’ big dick defense. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison wish they knew how to talk to women wearing headphones. Steele rants about politically correct emojis, fashion for the obese, and cocks not glocks in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison mourn the death of Gawker. Racist Anonymous meetings in North Carolina. Extreme father-daughter bonding in New Zealand. Bug nightmare on crowded NYC subway train. Phone calls.
S&W interviews writer and dick pic critic Madeleine Holden about the proper way to photograph your junk. Morrissey made a video game. Tim Kaine should stay away from pot brownies. Bath salts cause Florida frat boy to become cannibal. Phone calls.
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Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.
Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis Rapper makes the most asinine attempt at a viral video of all time. Florida dad fatally injures ‘Pinky’ the dancing flamingo. Phone calls.
Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John Steele’s favorite Pokemon is the Squirtle in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls.
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Harrison returns to the show with tales from Great Britain. Dee thinks Pokemon Go will be the downfall of mankind. Strokemon porn parody. Indian Gold man battered to death. PA man uses his brain to get high. Miss Hitler 2016 pageant. Phone calls.
