Dee and Harrison take bets on who turns out to be the king of the Hollywood pedophile ring. How does Donald Trump prepare for a debate? A potty-mouthed high school teacher in Ontario. Cup of semen at Panera. Phone calls.
Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo blood ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.
Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis Rapper makes the most asinine attempt at a viral video of all time. Florida dad fatally injures ‘Pinky’ the dancing flamingo. Phone calls.
Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John Steele’s favorite Pokemon is the Squirtle in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls.
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While Harrison is on vacation, Dee and special guest host Lance Wackerle discuss the Oakland PD sex scandal. Michael Jackson vs Prince. Unexpected item on the self checkout machine. Notorious Feces stuffer on the loose in NYC. Phone calls. Happy America Day!
Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer’s? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village People, and rape prevention in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. RIP Bernie Worrell.
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Dee, Harrison, and Harrison’s Twin Sister think the Hyperloop will turn passengers into gelatinous blobs of flesh and hair. More Americans would prefer to have lice than Donald Trump as President. Buy the gun that killed Trayvon Martin. Anal sex with Hugh Hefner is worse than suicide. North Carolina is the new Florida. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison – both former dreadlock wearers – weigh in on the “should white guys have dreadlocks” debate. Bleed all over Donald Trump in your period panties. The Drug War is not funny. Follow up to the Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Lothario story. Photographer Shot ‘Ghost Girl’ Photos for Mom Arrested for Murder. Phone calls.
Harrison knows way too much about Star Wars. OJ Simpson collectible knife set. Jared Fogle has a new prison diet. Bikie stores his cellphone in his prison purse. Swedish Fritzl is a disgrace to dungeoneers everywhere. Phone calls.
