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S&W Episode 699: Humanzee

Dee and Harrison reveal secret Chinese plot to create human monkey hybrids for future bitcoin-powered Planet of the Apes. Brazilian drug dealer attempts prison escape by wearing silicon mask of his teenage daughter. Boss beat slaves and forced them to build travelers pub in back garden. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.