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S&W Episode 976: The Man Who Murdered Santa

Dee has always found the idea of Santa Claus to be a bit creepy but he would never murder him in front of a group of screaming children like one-eyed, Nazi pedophile Paul Shafer who founded a fanatical Christian compound in Southern Chile. Listener calls in about Jewish Christmas. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 923: Israel’s Zombie Sperm

Dee and Kate discuss the recent trend in Israel involving the families of fallen soldiers having their deceased loved ones’ sperm harvested to be posthumously used for in vitro fertilization (IVF). Tom Crohns calls in about being cockblocked by Santa. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 822: Psychedelic Origin of Santa Claus

Dee reveals the psychedelic origin of Santa Claus and feels that if the whole family celebrated Christmas by drinking magic mushroom reindeer piss, this holiday would be much more tolerable. Listener calls in with a story about drunken sleepwalking. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.

S&W Episode 771: The Seer and the Unseen

In part one of the Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate chat with Ragga, the Icelandic seer of things unseen, about elves, dwarves, trolls, and the Yule Lads. Homeless couple tortured man with hot iron after he offered them shelter. Woman gets probation for robbing boyfriend she tied up for sex. Phone calls. Merry Christmas!

S&W Episode 770: A Very Nazi Christmas

Fox News reports a pandemic twist on the war on Christmas but Dee and Kate reveal that the real war on Christmas occurred in Nazi Germany when the Nazis redesigned the holiday by rewriting carols, removing Christ, and replacing Santa Claus. WI man who fatally stabbed relatives to ‘save them’ from coronavirus is committed. UK man chopped uncle’s body into 10 pieces and fed them to badgers. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.