Dee thinks the only cure to Harrison’s downward spiral is for him to join a cult, like the Divine Order of the Royal Arms of the Great Eleven. Michigan man charged in Grindr slaying of Kevin Bacon. MA professor accused of trying to kill colleague in Christmas Eve attack. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison advise aspiring spree killers to learn from Nikko Jenkins and blame their motivation on an Egyptian deity. Exhibitionist stabbed to death by friend after exposing his penis as a ‘party trick.’ Melbourne shapeshifter confesses to strangling her lover. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent cattle killings in Oregon prompt Dee and Harrison to discuss the unexplained cattle mutilations of the 1970s. PA groom accused of sexual assault begged victim to take morning-after pill. Lunatic mother slashes idiot’s throat in Taco Bell melee. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Since they weren’t invited to a Memorial Day BBQ, Dee and Harrison spend the day chatting about a Russian serial killer family dubbed the Gang of Amazons. Womb raider mother-daughter duo strangle pregnant teen. Brit waitress stabbed by gypsies in shaming ritual. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Due to the spate of radical anti-abortion legislation, Dee and Harrison feel the need to share DIY abortion techniques. Man arrested in his underwear with wife’s dead body in passenger seat. German crossbow deaths part of murder-suicide pact by medieval sex cult. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison celebrate Cinco De Mayo by discussing Operation Paperclip, the secret US government program to import Nazi scientists. Boston man bites gas station attendant’s face and hisses like a cat at witnesses. Arkansas wife shoots husband to death over his porn habit. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discover that the semen-eating anal worm harmonizes with Ouroboros, the worm that eats itself and that all bow down to the master of mystic auto-fellatio – Dr. Infinity. Pennsylvania woman killed after falling into meat grinder. Florida man attacked mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison boldly explore the satanic slaughterhouse of Chicago’s notorious Ripper Crew. Deadly sword attack at Church of Scientology in Inglewood. Alien reptile internet cult played central role in death of NJ man. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In their attempt to celebrate St Patricks Day, Dee and Harrison reach into Ireland’s rich cultural history to discuss the murderous Scissor Sisters. 24-year-old Staten Island man murders Gambino crime boss. Armless Welsh swimmer slashes father with foot knife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee’s so obsessed with finding the Harlem Shake Poop video that he almost neglects to mention the story of Tracey Wigginton, the Lesbian Vampire Killer of Australia. Colorado trail runner kills mountain lion with his bare hands. Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while dressed up like a husky. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
